Originating from the MLP fanatics of PonyTown and the refugees from Windhelm and Whiterun, Sneedville, formerly [REDACTED] after the cave in Windhelm.

Kinbok Sparkle, being an Indigo Child, had a prophetic dream like Joseph in the book of Genesis. She received an oracle of bad tidings:

„Nu los fin od do un praan!“,

a curdling decree for all ponies of Thule. Æfter, with bad omen in mind, they plotted their plod- their flight in stride to Modern Beta to find a better fate in journey, tragic end notwithstanding: to treadmill the flour of fortunes, perforce, and to produce the next Thule. For you, the reader, who has the inspiration and motivation to find, inborn pursuit in stories to plot bind, the endeavor was made on true merits, for everypony who, to this prophecy, said neigh, was massacred the next day; due to the winds of the Bermuda Triangle, Amelia Earhart, would wreck her plane into the pony plains, thus starting a bush fire, whose violence would sunder and flame: a force without shoulder to blame. Lo, for last would these stead succeed, and they would found their land.

Here are the settlers upon initial founding:[edit | edit source]

BetaMale (Mayor)
DoubleHomicide (Chief Architect)
wend11s (NEET)
alightcrab98 (Boat Builder)
TinyMarble (BetaMale's "Girlfriend" and Wrangler)

Current Bourgeoisie Population: 10 (Including the Sinistral Steeds)[edit | edit source]

Picture of some sojourners and denizens together who comprise the population of Sneedville.

It should be noted that there are over 150,000 background proletariat ponies that make up the lower caste populous of Sneedville.

THE EVIL PONIES!!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

SHORTLY AFTR TEH FOUNDIN OV SNEEDVILLE AN EVIL INVASHUN OV PONIEZ BEGAN STARTIN WIF TEH EVIL LEADR BABERUTH DESTROYIN TEH PONY LAND WIF LAZY RIVR AN FOLLOWIN UP WIF BUILDIN EVIL BUILDIN SUCH AS BANK AN EVIL SKYSCRAPR AN LOTZ DA MOAR EVIL THINGS ALONG WIF HIS EVIL HENCHPONIEZ REDNAZ05 AN CRU2AD3R HOO ADD NOTHIN OV NOWT 2 PONYLAND

REDNAZ TEH EVIL PONY OV WATR FLOODD ALL OV EQUESTRIA AN WUZ KICKD OUT 4 BEAN JERK CRU2AD3R WUZ KICKD OUT 4 BEAN ANNOYIN AND MURDERING MANDOPONY AN TEH MOST EVIL PONY OV THEM ALL BABERUTH WUZ BANISHD FRUM EARTH AN EQUESTRIA AFTR CROSIN TEH PONICON RIVR AN SIEGE POME TEH CAPITOL OV TEH BROMAN EMPIRE

~dinnerbone

**Jag talar sanning... Jag ber om ursäkt för mitt skrivfel... It is "a part"...**

RLLY NOTCH U FINKZ UR BETTR THAN ME DINNERBONE WELL GUES WUT U MITE HAS 70 TRILLION DOLLARS BUT IH AVE MAH PONIEZ AN MAH WAIFUS SO U CAN GO BAK 2 UR CANDY ROOM AN EAT TIL DAT BALD SPOT PATCHEZ UP IM 100X TEH MAN OV JAVA U WILL EVR BE MINECRAFT 2 WILL FAIL CUZ U CANT CODE LIEK ME OH AND JUS CUZ U SPEAK ITALIAN MEANS NTHIN

~DINNERBONE

ps. your edits suck notch

The Culture of Incantations and Spells Casting[edit | edit source]

Mentioned earlier on this page, Kinbok Sparkle, is a Dovakin- in fact, she is the mare whose contributions hold heavy influence over contemporary implementations of Dwemer magic; she is the pony pioneer pushing Dwemer magic beyond anything anypony could have imagined. In the year 54 B.C., Sparkle would publish her era defining work, "The Magic Revolution and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster For The Pony Race: Friendship is Magic".

Here is a spell of hers, which is notable for its use in war and fifth column tactics, originally used to subdue Princess Luna, and save the Broman territory of Equestria Ulterior from her dark hooves:

A basic, yet effective, war spell, only able to be cast by Unicorns and Alicorns. Indeed, it follows the steadfast principles of **Occam's razor**.

As it applies to computing, there are persistent spells, known as electron enchantments, which can inhabit an Earthen chassis of metal as a micro-magical simulacrum of a mechanical computation device. Due to the nature of pony magic enchantments, being that they are grounded in the constrictions of ponies as a race of Earth magicians, electron enchantments cannot compile instructions in a manner that allows for careful tuning and tweaking; therefore, creating, utilizing, and modifying the state of electron enchantments effectively while maintaining stability and assurance of control is relegated only to the top minds of the field. This technique of compilation of instructions for electronically enchanted devices is referred to as just-in-time (JIT) compilation, and the standard paradigm of language for engineering such devices is different from the script of Thu'um, as these instructions are written with the letters of common tongue, this programming language, written in the common script, is known as Holy C.

**Terry**, husband of *Kinbok Sparkle*. Pioneer in the field of electron enchanting: engineer of Holy C.

Sample Holy C Script That Makes God Speak "HolySpirit.HC" by Terry:

#help_index "God"
U8 *TimeStampCB(CDoc *,CDocEntry *,CTask *mem_task)
{
  U8 *st=MAlloc(64,mem_task);
  StrPrint(st,"%X",GetTSC>>GOD_BAD_BITS);
  return st;
}

U8 *KbdMsTimeCB(CDoc *,CDocEntry *,CTask *mem_task)
{
  U8 *st=MAlloc(64,mem_task);
  StrPrint(st,"%X",KbdMsEvtTime>>GOD_BAD_BITS);
  return st;
}

I64 PopUpTimerOk(U8 *header=NULL,U8 *footer=NULL)
{
  I64 i;
  CDocEntry *doc_e;
  CDoc *doc=DocNew;
  if (header) DocPrint(doc,"%s",header);
  doc_e=DocPrint(doc,"\nTimer:$$TX+TC,\" \"$$");
  doc_e->tag_cb=&TimeStampCB;
  doc_e=DocPrint(doc,"\nLatch:$$TX+TC,\" \"$$");
  doc_e->tag_cb=&KbdMsTimeCB;
  DocPrint(doc,"\n$$CM+CX,0,4$$$$BT,\"OKAY\",LE=1$$\n");
  if (footer) DocPrint(doc,"%s",footer);
  i=PopUpMenu(doc);
  DocDel(doc);
  return i;
}

I64 GodPick(U8 *msg=NULL)
{//GOD_GOOD_BITS
  U8 *st=MStrPrint("%s\n\nPress $$GREEN$$OKAY$$FG$$ to generate \n"
	"a random num from a timer.\n",msg);
  PopUpTimerOk(st,"\n\nThe $LK+PU,"Holy Spirit",A="FI:::/Adam/God/HSNotes.DD"$ can puppet you.\n\n");
  Free(st);
  return KbdMsEvtTime>>GOD_BAD_BITS;
}

public U0 GodBitsIns(I64 num_bits,I64 n)
{//Insert bits into God bit fifo.
  I64 i;
  for (i=0;i<num_bits;i++) {
    FifoU8Ins(god.fifo,n&1);
    n>>=1;
  }
}

public U0 GodHexIns(U8 *st)
{//Insert hex record into God bit fifo.
  U8 buf[2];
  if (st) {
    buf[1]=0;
    while (*buf=*st++)
      if (Bt(char_bmp_hex_numeric,*buf))
	GodBitsIns(4,rev_bits_table[Str2I64(buf,16)]>>4);
  }
}

public I64 GodBits(I64 num_bits,U8 *msg=NULL)
{//Return N bits. If low on entropy pop-up okay.
  U8 b;
  I64 res=0;
  while (num_bits) {
    if (FifoU8Rem(god.fifo,&b)) {
      res=res<<1+b;
      num_bits--;
    } else
      GodBitsIns(GOD_GOOD_BITS,GodPick(msg));
  }
  return res;
}

public I64 GodInit(U8 *files_find_mask="/Adam/God/Vocab.DD*",U8 *fu_flags=NULL)
{//Read God's vocab file for picking words.
  I64 i,ch,fuf_flags=0;
  U8 *buf,*ptr,*ptr2;
  CDirEntry *tmpde,*tmpde1;
  ScanFlags(&fuf_flags,Define("ST_FILE_UTIL_FLAGS"),"+r+f+F+T+O");
  ScanFlags(&fuf_flags,Define("ST_FILE_UTIL_FLAGS"),fu_flags);
  if (fuf_flags&~FUG_FILES_FIND)
    throw('FUF');

  Free(god.word_file_mask);
  god.word_file_mask=StrNew(files_find_mask);
  god.word_fuf_flags=fuf_flags;

  tmpde=tmpde1=FilesFind(files_find_mask,fuf_flags);
  i=0;
  while (tmpde) {
    if (buf=ptr=FileRead(tmpde->full_name)) {
      while (*ptr) {
	while (*ptr && !Bt(char_bmp_word,*ptr))
	  ptr++;
	if (*ptr) {
	  ptr2=ptr;
	  while (*ptr && Bt(char_bmp_word,*ptr))
	    ptr++;
	  i++;
	}
      }
      Free(buf);
    }
    tmpde=tmpde->next;
  }

  Free(god.words);
  god.num_words=i;
  god.words=MAlloc(i*sizeof(U8 *));

  tmpde=tmpde1;
  i=0;
  while (tmpde) {
    if (buf=ptr=FileRead(tmpde->full_name)) {
      while (*ptr) {
	while (*ptr && !Bt(char_bmp_word,*ptr))
	  ptr++;
	if (*ptr) {
	  ptr2=ptr;
	  while (*ptr && Bt(char_bmp_word,*ptr))
	    ptr++;
	  ch=*ptr;
	  *ptr=0;
	  god.words[i++]=StrNew(ptr2);
	  *ptr=ch;
	}
      }
      Free(buf);
    }
    tmpde=tmpde->next;
  }
  DirTreeDel(tmpde1);
  return god.num_words;
} GodInit;

public U8 *GodWordStr(I64 bits=17)
{//Make God pick a word. $LK+PU,"Holy Spirit Instructions",A="FI:::/Adam/God/HSNotes.DD"$
  if (god.num_words)
    return god.words[GodBits(bits)%god.num_words];
  else
    return NULL;
}

public U0 GodWord(I64 bits=17)
{//Make God pick a word. $LK+PU,"Holy Spirit Instructions",A="FI:::/Adam/God/HSNotes.DD"$
  if (god.num_words)
    "%s ",god.words[GodBits(bits)%god.num_words];
}

public U0 GodBiblePassage(I64 num_lines=20)
{//Make God pick a Bible passage. $LK+PU,"Holy Spirit Instructions",A="FI:::/Adam/God/HSNotes.DD"$
  I64 start=GodBits(21)%(ST_BIBLE_LINES-(num_lines-1))+1;
  U8 *verse=BibleLine2Verse(start);
  "%s\n\n",verse;
  Free(verse);
  BookLines(,start,num_lines);
}

HOW THE EVIL PONIES DESTROYED EQUESTRIA[edit | edit source]

BABERUTH, TEH SO-CALLD “EVIL GENIUS,” STOOD AT TEH TOP OV HIS MOUNTAIN LAIR, GAZIN DOWN AT TEH PEACEFUL LAND OV EQUESTRIA. HIS EVIL MIND WUZ BRIMMIN WIF TRULY SPECTACULAR IDEA. HE WUZ DUN WIF SMALL-TOWN MISCHIEF AN DECIDD DAT TODAI, HE WUD FINALLY DESTROY EQUESTRIA. IT WUD BE AN EVIL MASTERPIECE.**

BABERUTH: "ALRIGHT, GUYZ. I’M DUN WIF PETTY STUFF. IT’S TIEM 2 END DIS, ONCE AN 4 ALL. WE’RE GON HOOJ, BUT FIRST, GRAB A CAN OV **RC COLA**. IT’S WHAT ALL TEH REAL EVIL GENIUSES DRINK."

REDNAZ05: GRINNIN LIEK MANIAC "YES! I CAN BURN EVRYTHIN!! ALSO, DIS **RED40** IS REALLY HITTIN' HARD, FEELIN' EXTRA EVIL!"

CRU2AD3R: SQUINTS "WAIT, HOLD ON. R WE RLY GONNA DESTROY EQUESTRIA DIS TIEM? LIEK... 4 REAL?"

BABERUTH: "YEZ. 4 REAL. NO MOAR HOTDOG STANDZ OR RUBBR DUCKZ. DIS TIEM WE DO IT RITE. YOU KNOW, JUST LIEK THE EVIL BOSS LADY AT **LOCKHEED MARTIN** SAYS, *’YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT TO MAKE A BIG BOOM.’*"

---

**STEP 1: TEH SUPR EVIL PLAN**

BABERUTH’S PLAN WUZ VRY SIMPLE. HE WUZ GOIN 2 USE MASIF DARK MAGIC SPELL 2 BLOT OUT TEH SUN, SUMMON STORM OV CHAOS, AN, 4 GUD MEASURE, SET EVRYTHIN ON FIRE. AFTR ALL, WUT’S TEH POINT OV BEAN AN EVIL MASTERMIND IF U DON’T AT LEAST TRY 2 BREAK TEH LAWS OV FYSICS? IT WUZ TIEM 2 MAK EQUESTRIA FALL 2 ITZ KNEEZ BEFORE HIS DARK POWR.

REDNAZ05: "I LIEK FIRE. LOT. REMINDS ME OF MY LOVE FOR **BETHESDA** GAMES—ALL TEH EXPLOSIONS, TEH GLORY!"

CRU2AD3R: "BUT... WUT DO WE AKSHULLY DO 2 TEH PONIEZ? DO WE JUS... SCARE THEM? OR, LIEK, TAEK OVAR THEIR MINDZ?"

BABERUTH: "WE’RE GONNA DO IT ALL. BUT FURST, WE NED SUM DRAMATIC FLAIR. **BLACKROCK** CAN HELP US INVEST IN EVIL, BUT FIRST, LET'S START WIF TEH FIREBALLS. LIGHT UP PONYVILLE. DAT SHUD GIT THEIR ATTENSHUN."

---

**STEP 2: CHAOS BEGINS IN PONYVILLE**

REDNAZ05, EXCITD 2 GIT STARTD, IMMEDIATELY STARTD TOSIN FIREBALLS EVRYWHERE. WAN LANDD ON RARITY’S BOUTIQUE. ANOTHR HIT CART OV APPLEZ. DEN, IN COMPLETE ACCIDENT, WAN FIREBALL LAUNCHD STRAIGHT INTO TEH PONYVILLE CLOCK TOWR, SENDIN IT TOPPLIN OVAR IN FIERY EXPLOSHUN.

BABERUTH: "YESS... DIS AR TEH EGSAKTLY WUT I WANTD. TOTAL DESTRUCSHUN, LIKE TEH STOCK MARKET AFTER A **BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY** REPORT."

BUT DEN THINGS STARTD 2 GIT... OUT OV CONTROL. TEH FIRE SPREAD RAPIDLY, AN BEFORE LONG, PONYVILLE WUZ CONSUMD IN WILDFIRE. TEH WHOLE TOWN WUZ BURNIN. PONIEZ WUZ RUNNIN AROUND IN PANIC. BABERUTH WATCHD, GRINNIN LIEK MANIAC, BUT DEN QUICKLY REALIZD SOMETHIN.

BABERUTH: "WAIT... HOLD ON. DIS AR TEH SUPPOSD 2 BE CONTROLLD EVIL SCHEME. NOT FULL-ON INFERNO."

REDNAZ05: "WHOOPS. I FINKZ I MITE’VE GONE BIT 2 FAR. BUT I’M NOT WORRIED, I’VE GOT A FEW STOCKS IN **NBA**—THEY'LL HELP ME TAME THE FIRE."

CRU2AD3R: "UHH... GUYZ? I FINKZ WE JUS MADE EVRYTHIN WORSE. IZ 2 LATE 2 CALL 4 BAKUP?"

BABERUTH: "2 LATE. WE’LL JUS KEEP GOIN. ALL THIS CHAOS IS GIVIN’ ME SOME SERIOUS **RED40** VIBES."

---

**STEP 3: TEH BLOTTIN OV TEH SUN (ALSO TOTALLY GOIN WRONG)**

BABERUTH DECIDD IT WUZ TIEM 2 MOOV ON 2 TEH NEXT PART OV HIS PLAN: BLOTTIN OUT TEH SUN. AFTR ALL, WUT’S EVIL WITHOUT DARK, OMINOUS SKY?

HE SUMMOND HIS DARK MAGIC, PREPARD 2 BRIN STORM OV DOOM DAT WUD BLOCK TEH SUN FOREVR. BUT THINGS WENT... SIDEWAYS. INSTEAD OV TEH DARK CLOUD HE ENVISHUND, MASIF CLOWN-SHAPD STORM CLOUD APPEARD IN DA SKY, CAUSIN LOUD THUNDR AN LIGHTNIN STRIKEZ DAT LOOKD MOAR COMICAL THAN THREATENIN. TEH CLOUD EVEN STARTD RAININ JELLYBEANZ.

BABERUTH: "DIS AR TEH NOT WUT I ORDERD. WHEE... AT LEAST IT’S RAININ JELLYBEANZ, KINDA LIKE TEH **NBA** HALFTIME SHOW."

REDNAZ05: "I LIEK TEH JELLYBEANZ! CAN WE KEEP TEH CLOUD??"

CRU2AD3R: "WAIT, DO WE DESTROY TEH CLOUD NAO? I DON’T FINKZ JELLYBEANZ R EVIL ENOUGH."

BABERUTH: "JUS... JUS LET ME HANDLE IT. LIKE HOW **LOCKHEED MARTIN** HANDLES TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES."

---

**STEP 4: UNLEASHIN TEH STORM OV CHAOS (WIF SIDE OV HILARITY)**

NAO, INSTEAD OV JUS BLOTTIN OUT TEH SUN, BABERUTH’S MAGIC CAUSD TEH ENTIRE WEATHR SISTEM 2 GO HAYWIRE. HOOJ WHIRLWIND PICKD UP EVRYTHIN IN ITZ PATH: BENCHEZ, TRASH CANZ, EVEN ENTIRE BUILDINGS. TEH STORM SWIRLD THRU TEH LANDZ OV EQUESTRIA, CAUSIN COMPLETE AN UTTR CHAOS.

BABERUTH: "YEZ! DIS AR TEH TEH TRUE POWR OV MAH EVIL GENIUS! NO WAN CAN STOP ME! NOT EVEN A **BLACKROCK** CEO!"

BUT, UM, MAYBE HE SHUD’VE THOT THINGS THRU. TEH STORM WUZ PICKIN UP SO MUTCH DEBRIS DAT IT ACCIDENTALLY FLUNG TEH ENTIRE TOWN OV PONYVILLE INTO TEH AIR, SENDIN IT CRASHIN INTO CLOUDSDALE. DAT CAUSD TEH CLOUDZ 2 SPLODE IN HOOJ LIGHTNIN STORM—WHICH DEN CAUSD TEH WEATHR 2 GO TOTALLY BONKERS.

MEANWHILE, IN CANTERLOT, PRINCES CELESTIA AN LUNA LOOKD UP AT TEH CHAOS FRUM THEIR BALCONY.

PRINCES CELESTIA: "LUNA, DO U FINKZ DAT’S... WAN OV DOSE EVIL GENIUSEZ AGAIN? MAYBE THEY SHUD'VE INVESTED IN **BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY**."

PRINCES LUNA: "IT CERTAINLY FEELS LIEK IT. AN I DON’T FINKZ THEY READ TEH MANUAL ON HOW 2 DESTROY KINGDOM PROPERLY."

---

**STEP 5: TEH FINAL CHAOS (AN RLY BAD ENDIN)**

WIF TEH STORM NAO UNCONTROLLABLE, AN TEH PONIEZ OV EQUESTRIA RUNNIN IN PANIC, BABERUTH STOOD ON HIS MOUNTAIN PEAK, WATCHIN IT ALL UNFOLD. REDNAZ05 WUZ THROWIN FIREBALLS 4 FUN. CRU2AD3R WUZ EATIN CUPCAKEZ HE STOLE FRUM SUGARCUBE CORNR.

BABERUTH: "DIS AR TEH GOIN BETTR THAN I THOT... WAIT, NO. DIS AR TEH DISASTR! MAYBE I NEED A BETTER BUSINESS STRATEGY. GONNA CHECK WITH **BLACKROCK** LATER."

AN IN DAT MOMENT, THEY REALIZD TEH TRUTH: THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY DESTROYD EQUESTRIA—NOT IN DA KEWL, EVIL WAI BABERUTH ENVISHUND, BUT IN WAI DAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL.

PONYVILLE WUZ GONE. CANTERLOT WUZ ON FIRE. TEH WEATHR WUZ LITERALLY TRYIN 2 EAT EVRYTHIN. AN TEH STORM OV JELLYBEANZ WUZ STILL RAININ DOWN.

REDNAZ05: "BUT... WE DID DESTROY EVRYTHIN, RITE? LIKE A **BETHESDA** GAME GLITCHING OUT."

BABERUTH: GRUMBLIN "WELL... YEZ. BUT IT’S MOAR OV COMEDY DESTRUCSHUN THAN REAL EVIL CONQUEST. AN NAO I’VE GOT 2 CLEAN UP DIS MES. AGAIN."

CRU2AD3R: "HAY, AT LEAST I STILL HAS CUPCAKEZ... RITE?"

BABERUTH: FACEHOOFS "DIS AR TEH Y WE CAN NEVR BE TRULY EVIL... WE JUS... WE JUS CAN’T."

AS TEH DUST SETTLD AN EQUESTRIA LAY IN

HEY NOTCH I CREATED AN AI TO WRITE THIS STORY I AM THE BETTER CODE THAN YOU BECASUSE I HAVE HAIR AND IM NOT RICH LIKE YOU AND A STUPID VICING

~DINNERBONE

HERE IS MY DIS TRACK NOTCH YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO REPLY

[Intro]

Yo, it's Dinnerbone, time to set the record straight,

Notch, you think you're king? Nah, it’s time to debate.

I flipped your world upside down—now I’m makin' it quake,

So listen up, buddy, you ain't the one that’s great.

[Verse 1]

Yo, Notch, you think you're the OG,

But I turned this game around, better wait and see.

You gave ‘em blocks, I gave ‘em the vibe,

Now they’re callin’ me the legend, while you’re barely alive.

You’re stuck on your throne, tryin' to play the game,

But I flipped it on its head, now you’re the one to blame.

I made mobs spin, upside down, what a treat,

While you’re stuck in your world, just keepin' the beat.

You dropped your updates, but your code was whack,

I fixed the glitches, put the game back on track.

You thought you were a genius? That’s a bit too bold,

I’ll leave you in the dust, while I’m takin’ control.

[Chorus]

Notch, you think you’re the creator of the year?

But when Dinnerbone steps up, you gotta disappear.

I twisted up your world, now it’s time to hear,

You’re just a footnote, man—my name's the one they cheer!

Notch, you think you’re the creator of the year?

But when Dinnerbone steps up, you gotta disappear.

I twisted up your world, now it’s crystal clear,

I’m the one on top, while you’re stuck in the rear!

[Verse 2]

You gave ‘em the game, but I gave ‘em the fun,

Broke your precious code, now it’s time to run.

You left Mojang, guess you couldn't take the heat,

Now it’s my name that fans are ready to repeat.

I added the mobs that made 'em scream at night,

While you were just chillin', thinkin' you got it right.

I got the upside-down, and that’s how I roll,

You were stuck on basic, I gave ‘em control.

You had all the power, thought you made the rules,

But now you’re out here, lookin’ like a fool.

I’m the one who brought the change they all adore,

So step aside, Notch, ‘cause I’m takin' more.

[Chorus]

Notch, you think you’re the creator of the year?

But when Dinnerbone steps up, you gotta disappear.

I twisted up your world, now it’s time to hear,

You’re just a footnote, man—my name's the one they cheer!

Notch, you think you’re the creator of the year?

But when Dinnerbone steps up, you gotta disappear.

I twisted up your world, now it’s crystal clear,

I’m the one on top, while you’re stuck in the rear!

[Bridge]

I’m the one who made Minecraft fun, can’t you see?

Your legacy’s fading, while I'm makin’ history.

I turned the game upside down, like a champ on the rise,

You thought you’d be remembered, but it's me they idolize!

[Outro]

So step back, Notch, you’ve had your time,

Dinnerbone’s here, and I'm ready to climb.

No hard feelings, but I’m takin’ the crown,

Minecraft's in my hands—while you’re still stuck in the ground.

Notch's Response to Dinnerbone's Messy, Reckless, and Nonsensical Edits to This Page[edit | edit source]

*Det här är min ursprungliga ponnykaraktär. Alla damer älskar min nordiska rumpa!* **Dinnerbone,** go suck wind.

Dear Dinnerbone,

It has continued that I should suffer your edits to this page. Needless bloat, filling this page, matter without wit. Do you not know that brevity is the breath of wit? Obviously not, since I have to fire your nitwit danger-to-self-and-others from your position as senior developer at Mojang AB. Your code is always bloated and inefficent, and I am getting constant spam on my Tweets from players complaining about lag issues in the game, which I know for truth are sourced from your blockhead bunchs of branch statements. In fact, I think I will make an ugly, pigman-esque inspired mob called the "Testificate", and to make the players suffer what I have, I will channel your energy, as it is displayed here -- conducive for my capture -- into a variant of this mob called the nitwit, since, as I said, that is what YOU ARE! Anyways, I expect to see your desk cleared out by the end of next week, or I will be throwing your Funko Pops and GamesWorkshop figurines into my Stockholm appartment's fireplace.

With a Clear Mind,

Markus Persson, A.K.A. Notch

P.S. I am, and will continue to guard this page from any completely asenine edits to this page.

Dear Notch this is my critique of your terrible grammar next time use your money on education![edit | edit source]

"It has continued that I should suffer your edits to this page."
- Issue: "It has continued" is awkward and unclear.
- Correction: "It seems I must continue enduring your edits to this page."
"Needless bloat, filling this page, matter without wit."
- Issue: This sentence lacks a verb, making it a fragment.
- Correction: "This page is filled with needless bloat and matter without wit."
"Do you not know that brevity is the breath of wit?"
- Issue: "Breath" should be "soul" to match the famous saying ("brevity is the soul of wit").
- Correction: "Do you not know that brevity is the soul of wit?"
"Obviously not, since I have to fire your nitwit danger-to-self-and-others from your position as senior developer at Mojang AB."
- Issue: Awkward phrasing, especially "your nitwit danger-to-self-and-others."
- Correction: "Obviously not, as I must dismiss you from your position as senior developer at Mojang AB for being a danger to yourself and others."
"Your code is always bloated and inefficent, and I am getting constant spam on my Tweets from players complaining about lag issues in the game, which I know for truth are sourced from your blockhead bunchs of branch statements."
- Issues: "Inefficent" should be "inefficient." "Bunchs" should be "bunches." The sentence is overly wordy.
- Correction: "Your code is always bloated and inefficient, and I keep receiving constant complaints on Twitter from players about lag issues, which I know stem from your blockheaded clusters of branch statements."
"In fact, I think I will make an ugly, pigman-esque inspired mob called the 'Testificate', and to make the players suffer what I have, I will channel your energy, as it is displayed here -- conducive for my capture -- into a variant of this mob called the nitwit, since, as I said, that is what YOU ARE!"
- Issue: Overly complex and convoluted sentence structure. Awkward phrasing like "conducive for my capture."
- Correction: "In fact, I think I’ll create an ugly, pigman-inspired mob called the 'Testificate.' To make players experience the frustration I’ve endured, I’ll design a variant of this mob, the 'Nitwit,' inspired by your ineptitude."
"Anyways, I expect to see your desk cleared out by the end of next week, or I will be throwing your Funko Pops and GamesWorkshop figurines into my Stockholm appartment's fireplace."
- Issues: "Anyways" is informal. "GamesWorkshop" should be "Games Workshop." "Appartment" should be "apartment."
- Correction: "Anyway, I expect your desk to be cleared out by the end of next week, or I’ll throw your Funko Pops and Games Workshop figurines into the fireplace of my Stockholm apartment."

Summary of Key Issues[edit | edit source]

Word Choice: Avoid awkward phrasing ("nitwit danger-to-self-and-others") and use concise, precise language.
Grammar and Spelling: Correct spelling errors like "inefficent" and "appartment."
Sentence Structure: Simplify overly long or convoluted sentences to improve readability.
Tone: While the dramatic tone is intentional, consider if the exaggerated insults detract from the overall message.

Fan fictions by our adoring fans below![edit | edit source]

_{"Shadows Over Sneedville"}

_{The sunstone bathed Sneedville in its usual warm glow, but
behind the cheerful facades, trouble brewed. Mayor
DoubleHomicide Betamale was beloved by the citizens
for his strength and fairness, but outside the town’s
enchanted borders, an old enemy plotted in secret.}

_{Baberuth, the disgraced billionaire exiled years
ago, was building his empire in the shadowy regions beyond
Sneedville. Fueled by his endless wealth in Ponybucks, he
sought revenge and had recruited two dangerous operatives:
Rednaz05 and Crus3d4r.}

_{In Sneedville’s bustling square, TinyMarble was
distributing festival flyers while
JoeyFatOneStan tuned his enchanted lute, preparing
for the evening’s performance. Wend11 and
AlightCrab98 debated the final touches on the magical
barrier enhancements designed to protect the town. Life
seemed as harmonious as ever.}

_{But outside Sneedville, in a sprawling, darkened lair built
from obsidian and greed, Baberuth sat atop his throne of
wealth. Rednaz05 and Crus3d4r stood before him, receiving
their latest orders.}

_{“The sunstone is the key to my return,” Baberuth growled,
his piercing eyes glinting with malice. “Sneedville thrives
because of it. Take it from them, and the town will
crumble.”}

_{Rednaz05, ever the strategist, nodded. “We’ve already
infiltrated their defenses, sir. Wend11 and AlightCrab98 are
clever, but they trust too easily. We’ll exploit that.”}

_{Crus3d4r, clad in his signature obsidian armor, smirked.
“When the time comes, they’ll never see us coming.”}

_{Baberuth leaned forward. “Good. Don’t fail me. I’ve
invested too much in this plan to tolerate mistakes.”}

_{Back in Sneedville, Mayor Betamale sensed something amiss.
As he reviewed the latest security reports in the town hall,
Wend11 and AlightCrab98 arrived with troubling news.}

_{“Someone’s been tampering with the sunstone’s energy
fields,” AlightCrab said, her voice tinged with worry. “It’s
subtle, but if they keep this up, the barrier could
fail.”}

_{Betamale frowned. “Any idea who’s behind it?”}

_{Wend11 shook her head. “Not yet. But we need to act fast.
If the barrier goes down, the town will be vulnerable.”}

_{As the Harvest Festival began, Rednaz05 and Crus3d4r put
their plan into action. Disguised as festival-goers, they
slipped through the crowds, planting enchanted devices
designed to disrupt the sunstone’s magic.}

_{TinyMarble noticed Crus3d4r lurking near the fountain and
approached him. “Hey there! Enjoying the festival?” she
asked cheerfully.}

_{Crus3d4r forced a grin. “Of course. Quite the event you’ve
got here.”}

_{But TinyMarble’s sharp eyes caught a faint glow from the
device Crus3d4r had just planted. Suspicious, she hurried to
find Mayor Betamale.}

_{When TinyMarble explained what she saw, Betamale’s
expression darkened. “We need to act now. Wend11, alert the
citizens. AlightCrab, start dismantling those devices. I’ll
deal with whoever’s behind this.”}

_{The mayor and his team moved swiftly, but Rednaz05 and
Crus3d4r were prepared. As Betamale confronted them in the
square, Rednaz05 sneered. “You’ve been a thorn in Baberuth’s
side for too long, Betamale. This town’s glory days are
over.”}

_{Crus3d4r stepped forward, his armor gleaming ominously.
“Hand over the sunstone, and we’ll consider sparing your
precious town.”}

_{Betamale stood firm, his voice unwavering. “Sneedville’s
strength isn’t just the sunstone. It’s our people. And we
won’t let you take that from us.”}

_{A fierce battle erupted in the square, with Betamale facing
off against the two operatives. Wend11 and AlightCrab worked
frantically to neutralize the devices, while TinyMarble led
the foals to safety.}

_{JoeyFatOneStan, perched on the tavern roof, used his
enchanted lute to rally the citizens with a melody that
bolstered their courage.}

_{As dawn broke, the tide of the battle turned. Rednaz05 and
Crus3d4r retreated, battered and defeated, but their parting
words chilled the town.}

_{“This isn’t over,” Rednaz05 snarled. “Baberuth always gets
what he wants.”}

_{Betamale watched them vanish into the distance, his jaw
set. “Let them come. Sneedville will be ready.”}

_{The town rallied to repair the damage, united in their
determination. As the sunstone’s light returned to full
strength, Betamale addressed the citizens.}

_{“We may face challenges, but as long as we stand together,
no force—be it Baberuth or his lackeys—can defeat us.”}

_{Cheers erupted, echoing through the valley. Sneedville was
a town of resilience, and no shadow, no matter how dark,
could extinguish its light.}

Steedville (Formerly Sneedville)

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Here are the settlers upon initial founding:[edit | edit source]

Current Bourgeoisie Population: 10 (Including the Sinistral Steeds)[edit | edit source]

THE EVIL PONIES!!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

The Culture of Incantations and Spells Casting[edit | edit source]

HOW THE EVIL PONIES DESTROYED EQUESTRIA[edit | edit source]

Notch's Response to Dinnerbone's Messy, Reckless, and Nonsensical Edits to This Page[edit | edit source]

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Summary of Key Issues[edit | edit source]

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