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   Summary

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   The Disel Punk, Mad Science Tinkering of Madam BabeRuth

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Ponies: BabeRuth
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Baberuth wasn’t born under Celestia's sun— she was bio-engineered in the hidden, shadowy depths of a now derelict magic lab beneath Kuskokwim. At this lab, a team of rogue unicorn scientists, exiled from Subspace, sought to create the ultimate killing machine— a being who could thrive in total darkness and masscre. They combined into a single, powerful pony —the product of their God L.A.R.P.— the Earth Pony's elite athleticism and raw strength; the supernatural ability to use and understand the object-oriented piece of shit of a programming language, Ruby; and rare Ska magic, which gave her the power to disintegrate anything at close range through the power of noise and the capability of sonar via echolocation at greater distances. After years of suffering bestial treatment —ceaseless testing and training her in a controlled, dim and sordid habitat constructed at the deepest point of the underground facility— Baberuth had a massive stroke of luck and escaped with her honed and genetically engineered speed during a powerful magical storm, which put the lab's main and emergency magic generators on the fritz. After escaping, she then began trekking through miles upon miles of white mountain range that awaited her upon her successful breach. When, trekking still, she thought she heard something echoing out to her from a cave not too far away; she doubted her own sanity as she harkened unto it until following it led her to stumble upon a lost, long forgotten cave city: "The Rattacombs", though its name was unbeknownst to her at her initial arrival. Then, still hearing the call farther somewhere within the ruined city, she was moved by this unknown force to an invigorated state of investigation, unable to resist heeding the beckons to uncover it, though soon enough answering it in discovering the awe inspiring source: Black & Milds® and Steel Reserve®. With a seemingly innate understanding of these two things, she soon began harnessing the powers of these new materials to bring to fruition her plot for global domination using disel punk creations of mad science: machinations borne out of her mind in the same spirit that drove her crazy creators to birth her in a test tube. At present, Baberuth works tirelessly in secret, building the foundations of Mole City™: a vast, interconnected underground metropolis meant to house her fellow test tube ponies and other freaks. By creating massive artificial landmasses and reflective barriers in the sky, Baberuth seeks to plunge Sneedville into eternal dusk, a very original evil scheme never before seen in all of Equestria, so that Mole City™ can rise under a blanket of darkness, and so she can sell the ponies her fraudulent supplement, Vitamin J™, unhindered— and the best part? it’s already a smashing success despite it being relegated to black market trade, for some ponies are already hooked. Will BabeRuth’s ruthless aggression be stopped? or will the darkness cover the world? FIND OUT BY FOLLOWING THE BLOG OF SNEEDVILLE!

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The Disel Punk, Mad Science Tinkering of Madam BabeRuth

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BabeRuth is Equestria's greatest disel mechanic of all time, besting all in the otherwise stallion dominated field; although, it's not like anypony would recognize this, seeing as she's doing the, you know, whole secrecy thing that comes with a grass roots plot for dominating the globe and all that. Well, anyhoo, suffice it to say that she has authority when it comes to even the more minor facets of the subject, and the figure to the right displays one of her many methodological innovations in the field of motor mechanics— that being the safe disposal of motor oil (although nopony in Equestria besides her knows about it yet because she stays in her lair brainstorming evil plots and spinning up disel punk machines every day). Typically, a pony would have to set the motor oil ablaze to get rid of it, but, for consequence it is harmful to a pony's lungs to inhale the wafting, noxious smoke from the resulting fire, and a pony should, towards an grave ending affect, imagine a sickly disel mechanic lamenting on their early, lung cancer ridden deathbed that they never got around to tinkering up a magnum opus disel punk machine, or that they never got to install their grade 5 titanium camshaft or some shit, their work and life cut short, nearing the end, because of a lack of innovation to succeed hazardous methods; but, BabeRuth knew, despite possessing a genetically perfected T cell response to fight off cancer alongside supernatural regeneration to repair damaged lung tissue, that inhaling fumes was not something she wanted to bite the bullet on when it came to chance, so she invented this nifty new method of motor oil disposal, the method being to simply return it to the ground, from whence via a well it had originally come!

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Tidbits

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BabeRuth's Player Model

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Label	Data
Job	Propagandist/GNC Employee
Town	Sneedville
Species	Pony
Sex	Mare
Pronouns	She/Her
Cutie Mark	Meglomania
Status	Pools Closed