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Scarmiglione, in game name [EXPUNGED], is the treasurer and chief of banking for the city-state of Sneedville. He currently resides in the higher echelons of the temple of Bridleon. Nopony knows where this stallion came from, and he doesn't appear to be of the common race of earth pony, for this it is presumed by most —better a story than none— that he might simply hail from a less known part of the continent; neither is he willing to speak about his origins or his intentions, but despite this attitude of low trust, even as there are many Sneedvillian isolationists— these ponies at least acknowledge, though his contemptible nature be damned, that he is beyond capable of maintaining civil feasibility and economic prosperity as the state's treasurer.
Scarmiglione has used a series of black-magic spells to modify his physiology, without a change of outward features, to better entertain the functional aspects of the economy— a way of monitoring the wealth of the state as it pretains to the stock of the commonwealth trickling up through various taxes into the state's coffers. His regard for the proper movement of the economy has led him to develop a biological peripheral standard and method to interface with scrying orbs and other terminals of data thaumaturgy. Via two tendrils conjured from pig's blood, Scarmiglione may use his ears to serve a secondary purpose as receptacles that connect his mind through a brain-user interface connection. Of most note, his duty as treasurer sees him connect daily to the centeral econimic neural computer, whose bio-mass composition and neurons were sourced thanks to the charity of the ponies who donated their bodies to science.
As stated in the summary, Scarmiglione isn't a pony liked by most, seeing as he is grumpy and cruel witted. Scarmiglione doesn't really have but a scant few friends; however, what Scarmiglione does have an abundance of is loyalties, begrudgingly albeit. Outside of business function, Scarmiglione loves to instigate feuds and relational dysfunction as a pastime— the only ponies he actually has a chance to interact with are nobility, so measly few are not adept to his conversational disposition of turning amicable discussion on its head by provoking irate tirades by agitating two conversers against one another, e.g. bringing up past conflicts or what have they. What friends he has are as divisive and diabolical as he is— meaning he has a friend or two. He is also avoided for his tendency as a prankster to pull "unconvential pranks", such as the time he showed up to the plebian forum with a water gun that was full of a kid goat's blood, which he then proceeded to spray commoners with; many ponies —as the pony is naturally wont towards when it comes to witnessing morbidity— fainted, being they utterly mortified.
Tidbits
Scarmiglione's Player Model
| Label | Data |
|---|---|
| Job | Treasurer |
| Town | Bridleon |
| Species | Pony |
| Sex | Stallion |
| Cutie Mark | Fiscal |
| Status | Bio-economical |
